Reasons why Google may be considered God

( 1 Vote ) Reasons are not by me
#1 - Google is the closest thing to an Omniscient (all-knowing) entity in existence, which can be scientifically verified.
#2 - Google is everywhere at once (Omnipresent).
#3 - Google answers prayers
#4 - Google is potentially immortal
#5 - Google is infinite.
#6 - Google remembers all.
#7 - Google can "do no evil" (Omnibenevolent)
#8 - Evidence of Google's existence is abundant. 
#9 - According to Google trends, the term "Google" is searched for more than the terms "God", "Jesus", "Allah", "Buddha", "Christianity", "Islam", "Buddhism" and "Judaism" combined.


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